Let’s face it, women have the ability to read much more into a question than is meant. For instance, a guy asks what the time is, and she hears, “I’m bored, I want to leave, I wonder if this relationship is working for me, I think I may be able to escape in the next few minutes, I wonder what I am doing here?” He wanted to know what the time was, because he needs to take his tablet an hour after supper. So what do the following questions mean to women?

Are you going to be much longer?…

A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call asap, changed his clothes & went directly to the surgery block.

He found the boy's father pacing in the hall waiting for the doctor. On seeing him, the dad yelled: "Why did U take all this time to come? Don't U know that my son's life is in danger? Don't U have any sense of responsibility?" The doctor smiled & said: "I am sorry, I wasn't in the hospital & I came as fast…

Avenue hospital is robbing patients, they bill you for non existent services. items are bailed twice or thrice in one bill, there is a Dr Nyawira who orders for irrelevant tests just to milk your money( a patient with a stomach problem was ordered to have a thyroid test  which has nothing to do with the stomach). she orders patients to have repeat tests, X-rays and scans if the initial tests are negative. she says she just needs to be double sure that one is okay and this translates to…

Some time last year, I wrote a blog right in this column about the upcoming contest between Raila Amollo Odinga ‘Tinga’ and Wycliffe Musalia Mudavadi ‘MM’.

I for sure fore saw how interesting and intriguing this would be. Few commented on that day maybe because they never saw it coming. Somehow the times are here with us. The politics of the land have changed with this being the political news of the day.

This has brought out the good and the bad on the PM’s side.

I am not…

Reflections in the midst of extreme poverty and filth  in India

India is the dirtiest country I have ever been to. I have heard people say that Pakistan, which is to the west and Bangladesh, to the east, are worse, but that is probably beyond the limits of my imagination.

In two months in India, I went from south to north, visiting some tourist towns…

NJERI: omondi u r cheating on me

OMONDI: Y R u subjecting the whereabouts of my seminal fluid to doubt. i already affirmed that my penile movement is orchastrated only by ur genitals sweety. i am not mating with other bearers of the vaginal track

NJERI: i found a panty(thong) in ur coat & its not mine

OMONDI: i purchased that fabric for u sweety. u see it has a very negligable surface area thereby... limiting the coverage scope. infact it barely encroaches…

The Capricorn Woman is sexually repressed, straight-laced conservative, goal oriented, and inwardly “freaky”. In a new encounter, the Capricorn woman will likely open the conversation with, “What do you do for a living?”. You’ll need brains, technique and a toned bod to win this cousin of Pan, and without the big “O”, you’re history. 

Capricorn compatibility spotlights our driven, vulnerable, elegant and fearful, “late-bloomer”. When in love, the Capricorn horoscope reveals an angel…

Best news you’ll probably hear all year!

Ladies and gentlemen…we present to you JICHAGUE CAMPAIGN initiative!

This is initiative does not only provide for you a platform to air your views and complains but also an opportunity to literally be part of that change you yearn for.

What do we mean?

JICHAGUE CAMPAIGN is looking for youths (between the ages of 18-35yrs) and have confidence in themselves that they have what it takes to be an elected Member of Parliament of a…